Fuck Noel Edmonds. What a smug cunt. There's nothing worse when your having a night out than having Edmonds spoil it all by fucking you over. I think it's high time he gave me back some of the money that he's stolen from me over the past year, on the grounds that he's a cheating bastard. I enjoy the fact that he's become a hate figure to anyone who's played that fucking Deal Or No Deal machine in the pub. One day we're going to read about how his house got burgled whilst he was away filming some Christmas special for Children In Need and we're all going to laugh, knowing that the universe has delivered it's own brand of cosmic justice. And I hate his fucking beard.
What a cunt.
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