The Art of Not Sharing

I've been thinking that if there were any subject that I'm experienced and skilled enough in to be considered an authority it would have to be not sharing. I think I could write a book on it. A proper book, with lots of pages filled with words, and probably a few diagrams and illustrations thrown in. I think I've made an art of not sharing and I'm confident that I could teach others to not share as well.

Just as long as they want it. They've got to really want it.

I'll give seminars to teach people how to cope with difficult social sharing occasions, like when you go to a restaurant and everyone wants to try what you ordered, or worse still they actually SUGGEST that everyone orders communally and has a bit of everything. Here's the hot scoop, idiots, if I wanted what you ordered, I'd have ordered it myself.