In this country, if I went to a major tobacco company with ideas like these for their "stop littering" campaign, I'd get strip searched by their security guards for Jeremy Beadle's hidden cameras as they removed me from the premises. If I took them to Japan Tobacco inc, I'd get paid fuck loads of money and I'd have offers of no-strings attached sex from 18 year old girls who model at car shows. They really are years ahead over there.
Note to self: move to Japan and forget everything you learned in A level media studies.
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