Sabotage

I'd love to know how the moustache got ruined. It used to be the manliest, most awesome facial hair in existence. In fact just having a band of hair across your upper lip was all it took to make you look like the most virile, bad-ass, masculine bastard in the world. It was like a sign to Women Everywhere that you were so full of testosterone that it'd be dangerous to even make eye contact. At some point it all went wrong though, and nowadays at best you'd come off looking like a scout leader or some 80's throwback. Why does no one want to follow in the footsteps of men such as Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck, or Apollo Creed for fuck's sake?!


At least Jason Lee's keeping the dream alive. When I get some time off work I'm going to grow a moustache. It'll be so fucking awesome. I bet I get a shitload of requests to be my friend on Facebook once I look like Burt Reynolds.